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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Starlight Saturday

Silly Saturday

This week is time for silliness, but with a paranormal twist!

This first silly video comes from Jonathon Coulton and Dragon*ConTV



We can't leave out jokes, so here are some good, and some not so good jokes. Some of them would get you a "groaner" foul if you used them at Comedy Sportz!


From www.trueghosttales.com
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
By blood vessels!

What kind of ship does Dracula own?
A blood vessel! [Hey, I warned you, lol!:)]

All is not lost, I found another site with better, albeit longer, vampire jokes. The following are from www.best-funny-jokes.com
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Two men were having a drink together.
One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."
"Why's that?" asked the other.
"Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.

What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula.

And one more for good measure:
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger.

To top off this Silly Saturday edition, one of my favorite comic cartoons of all time:

Note: This is a scanned version of a photocopy of an original strip cut out from a purchased Milwaukee newspaper (Journal or Sentinel, can't remember which one, as they used to be two separate publications) circa 1987 to 1991.

To find current Mother Goose & Grimm comic strips, visit: www.grimmy.com

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